Spiritual Electrician Gifts

The Meditating Electrician

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

A young Don King

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Light Bulb Moment

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Home depot."

The Family Joules: Part 16

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The discovery of electricity...

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."