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The Meditating Electrician

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

A young Don King

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Light Bulb Moment

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Home depot."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

The Not-So Smart Meter

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The discovery of electricity...

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,