Spider Keeping Gifts

There's a big spider right by your head...

"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Jackson Pollock the Spider

Want the wings as an appetizer?

Spider Web Stocking

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

OMG UR HOT

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Are we there yet?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

Spider watching his web cam.

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

"Arachnophunnies"