Spider Sanctuary Advocate Gifts

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I want you to bring me one.'

I don't like it: The obituaries take most of the newspapers' pages these days...

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'Are we there yet?'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Spider Web Stocking

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

Hope...

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

Orange Bengal Tiger

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

The last bird in the last wood...

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'