Spider Watching Gifts

"You gonna eat those?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

Bite out of fishing pier.

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Now I really hate poetry."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Butterflies

"I think we may be related!"

Extreme Bungy

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

TSA Noah

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.