Spider Keeping Pillows

There's a big spider right by your head...

"I bet you $10 the next insect we catch is caught in Sector 5..."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Spider Web Stocking

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Spider's Web Trampoline

'Are we there yet?'

'I want you to bring me one.'

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Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'We really must do something about that pet door.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

Spiders in love

"Arachnophunnies"