Spicy Food Gifts

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Special Hot Sauce/Antidote.

Hot, Medium, Mild, Con Queso

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'Too much spice?'

'Sorry Ted, I don't like hot curries: They burn my mouth...'

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"

Hospital Food

"Be careful, Dear, this chili has quite a kick!"

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'How do you like the chili, Dear? I gave it a little extra 'kick' like you wanted!'

The third little pig looked on nervously as Mr Wolf ate another mouthful of Vindaloo.

'Just give me the ham on rye.'

"Well yes darling, this is food, but I for one will not eat this: it's a hot chilli..."

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

"We're out of peppers, so I threw in a scorpion to spice up our stew."

Salsa on a Stick.

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"I don't mind curry every day, but I do miss garlic mushrooms."

The morning after the night before.

Chili - Not recommended for Women or Children.

Sid had never eaten such a hot chilli pepper!

Backroad cuisine: REDHOT SWEDE...Minnesota - style chili

'Hey! I will make it hot for you wimps!'

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

Ah Ah hands off the thernostat

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

"So you've got a knife, I've been chopping chillies all day and I haven't washed my hands!"

"Meh, I've had hotter."

"How do you like the nachos, Honey? The store was out of Jalapeño peppers, but I found these cute little red ones called Carolina reapers!"