Spicy Food T-Shirts

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Special Hot Sauce/Antidote.

Hot, Medium, Mild, Con Queso

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

'Too much spice?'

'Sorry Ted, I don't like hot curries: They burn my mouth...'

"Well yes darling, this is food, but I for one will not eat this: it's a hot chilli..."

Hospital Food

"Be careful, Dear, this chili has quite a kick!"

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'How do you like the chili, Dear? I gave it a little extra 'kick' like you wanted!'

The third little pig looked on nervously as Mr Wolf ate another mouthful of Vindaloo.

"Don't get too comfortable, I hear it's Curry Night tonight!"

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

'Just give me the ham on rye.'

"We're out of peppers, so I threw in a scorpion to spice up our stew."

Salsa on a Stick.

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

"I've been pepper-sprayed so many times that I've developed a taste for hot chillis: want top try one?"

"Hey, you're not a firefly!"

Hells Snack Shack.

The morning after the night before.

Chili - Not recommended for Women or Children.

Sid had never eaten such a hot chilli pepper!

Backroad cuisine: REDHOT SWEDE...Minnesota - style chili

'Hey! I will make it hot for you wimps!'

Frog and Fly.

"I don't mind curry every day, but I do miss garlic mushrooms."

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

Ah Ah hands off the thernostat