Spicy Foods Gifts

'Are the buffalo wings hot enough for you?'

Share your tips or we put jalapeño on everything.

'I should have told him those were spicy.'

"Sriracha"

You're going down. In your dreams. Let's do this thing. Kerboom! Jalapeno eating champ! Let's chug insects. Men.

Oddly enough, the salsa is kinda mild here.

Chili - Not Recommended for Women or Children.

"Here - Orders for chili have to be put into writing."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

"Maybe hiring the former head of marketing for a Louisiana hot sauce company wasn't such a great idea, after all."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

"This is awful! It tastes like pellets of paste! Here...with these spices, I think I can save it!"

"The doctor says I should go on a bland diet. There's no bland in this house!"

Bloody Mary

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Needs salt!'

'The Burrito King.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Habanero ..."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.