Spicy Surprise Gifts

Stocking Filler

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'The Burrito King.'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'You're texting? Wait--'

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

"Sriracha"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Habanero ..."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

The morning after the night before.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'How's the curry?'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

Chilli

I've changed my mind about the curry!

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'They're both great quarterbacks, but I chose Matt as my starter because he's dating a celebrity!'