Spicy Couple Gifts

Minute Rice.

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

Salt and Pepper

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"You were right-we should have just split one."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"We'll always hate Paris."

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

Chilli

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

"You ever notice how heavy your head is?"

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

"I hope you like your curry hot."

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

"Try one ? they're malicious."

'It's a cookbook!'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'My compliments to the chef.'

Birds.

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

"Shishito peppers really are everywhere now."

Gordon Ramsay's Own Brand

"Is there something you want to tell me Gerald?"