Spicy Couple Gifts

Minute Rice.

Salt and Pepper

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"You were right-we should have just split one."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"We'll always hate Paris."

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

Chilli

Beijing's international Olympic torch flame run.

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

"I hope you like your curry hot."

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'My compliments to the chef.'

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

"You ever notice how heavy your head is?"

'It's a cookbook!'

"Try one ? they're malicious."

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

Birds.

"Shishito peppers really are everywhere now."

"Is there something you want to tell me Gerald?"

A romantic young couple dining