Spicy Art Lover Gifts

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

'The Burrito King.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Loan Alley

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

The Fall of Gnome

The Death Of Venus

The Origin of Creationism

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

Golden bubbles

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"With great power comes great reward."

Give me your sick...

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Our ideal employee will be able to answer email in their sleep."

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

"It's his dream job ... "

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Seals - Pick your own.

'The Bubbles of Opposition'- Charles James Fox 'Floats' his Candidate, Lord John Townshend

Murderous Chef

"R.V. Lintel- Inventor of Polyroc