Spicy Story Lover Gifts

'I can't go out with you Vince, I'm married now...but check back with me next year.'

Love at First Sight

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'The Burrito King.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"What did Jesus order?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Witches at a cauldron.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'