Spicy Language Aficionado Gifts

Gordon Ramsay's Own Brand

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Staff Yearbook

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Do it write the first time.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'