Spice-it-up Couple Gifts

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

Cat Towels

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Advanced footsie

Inappropriate Snowmen

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Salt and Pepper

true love.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

A Prickly Pair

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

It says they're 120 million years old, enjoyed long walks along the tar pit, and loved nibbling on rodents together. Carbon-dating.com

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Prison Romance.

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"Don't tell him anything."

'We were made for each other.'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"You were right-we should have just split one."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"