Spice-it-up Couple Pillows

"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

Advanced footsie

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Salt and Pepper

A Prickly Pair

true love.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Don't tell him anything."

'We were made for each other.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

Prison Romance.

"You were right-we should have just split one."

'Silly thing, of course I still find you repulsive.'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"