Spicy Sense Of Humor Gifts

Recipes from the Mrs. Marquis de Sade Cookbook

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

Whipping Cream

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

Magnet at scrapyard

"I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't tell my kids that I'm actually made of money."

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

Acupuncture.

"You make me want to be a better person than you."

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

"C'mon, man, we're gonna need you to find that or...things might not workout with you."

"Just because he's neutered and declawed doesn't mean he's not dangerous."

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

'How much is it doc?' 'Fif...fif...fif...seventy five dollars.'

"I asked you to take Mother home, not too a home."

'You see a problem, I see a challenge. Let's quit whining over knife crime and start taxing knives!'

'He's been at it too long. Now, when he bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

Ninja

"My Favorite! How did you know?!"

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'