Sporty Spice Humorist Gifts

"Oh that's Larry. He has a bad Russian athlete habit."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

The Hockey World

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'