Spicy Sense Of Humor Pillows

Recipes from the Mrs. Marquis de Sade Cookbook

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

Magnet at scrapyard

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Whipping Cream

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

Acupuncture.

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

'Roger has his heart set on Texas, for the chili cook - off season!'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"You make me want to be a better person than you."

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

'He's been at it too long. Now, when he bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

Ninja

"I asked you to take Mother home, not too a home."

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

'How much is it doc?' 'Fif...fif...fif...seventy five dollars.'

'Ah, the old up-phase bipolar cop, down-phase bipolar cop routine, eh?'

"I hope you like your curry hot."

"Just because he's neutered and declawed doesn't mean he's not dangerous."

"C'mon, man, we're gonna need you to find that or...things might not workout with you."

'You see a problem, I see a challenge. Let's quit whining over knife crime and start taxing knives!'