Sphynx Cat Owner Gifts

'I still cough them up. They're just bald.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Cat and dog at a will reading.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"We should start wearing masks."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

String Theory for Beginners.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Puss in Heels

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

Cat on guitar

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

'The butler did it.'

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'