Sphynx Cat Owner Gifts

'I still cough them up. They're just bald.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"We should start wearing masks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Puss in Heels

String Theory for Beginners.

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

'The butler did it.'

Cat on guitar

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'