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'I still cough them up. They're just bald.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Cat and dog at a will reading.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"We should start wearing masks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Puss in Heels

String Theory for Beginners.

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Cat commuting to the living room to knock things down.

Cat to owner: 'Define 'affection'.'

'The butler did it.'

Cat on guitar

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'