Spelling Sentinels Gifts

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I will study my speling words...

"She's been so creative lately."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Here we are."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Kardiff.

Newt sale

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"I lettered in spelling."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Witch's Brew.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

"Devi's brew?"

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

'That's my boy...'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."