Spelling Sentinel Gifts

John was always the first to notice typos.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I will study my speling words...

"She's been so creative lately."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Kardiff.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I lettered in spelling."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"Could you repeat that word?"

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Dictionary. It's a cordless spell checker!

'That's my boy...'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

"I was doing great until the battery in my phone died."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?