Sentinel Of Species Gifts

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Insect extinction

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Time Out For Teddy

The new global mantra flag for the future

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

Lighthouse

John was always the first to notice typos.

"I know you're territorial, but you can't growl when someone uses your stapler."

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Sinking Oil Tanker

"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!"

"Our drone pilots are out of touch with reality. Make them watch some John Wayne movies."

Code Red!

War inthe time of Corona

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'Don't be afraid, the speculators won't take away your savings. I'll be faster than they are!'

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'Our next question: is the world a safer place than it was a year ago?'

"My worst nightmare is seeing apostrophes where they don't belong."

Stealing digital data from computers.

Acme Clocks.