Spelling Gifts

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

'I'm pretty sure he's been s-q-u-a-s-h-e-d...'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"I found a misused apostrophe in one of your entrees."

'Everyone was there to shake my hand, when I won the Spelling Bee, but you were there to hold my hand when I was practicing for the Spelling Bee.'

'They're arguing over whether it should have an apostrophe.'

Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.

'Not me. You go tell him it's misspelled.'

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

"One of the failed candidates for the copywriters job wants to know 'wart was rong with his applicashun?'"

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Man reading referendum sheet asking what the spelling of the plural of referendum should be

"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"

'Texting Bee'

For Sale Buy Owner.

"Who teaches apostrophe usage?"

Ed, The Home-Schooled Doctor.

'Hellooo, I can spell'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

'Sometimes I wish you were smarter so you'd realize how stupid you are.'

'Where's the spellcheck?'

"We capitalize 'Internet' out of respect for its power."

'I think it's a pretty dirty trick to not spell 'phonetic' the way it sounds.'

"I have a freind who not only uses bad grammir but he can't spel."

Kwality Control

'Misspell, M-I-S-P-P-E-L-L, misspell.'

Signs read: Beleive/'I' before 'E' except after 'c'.

'I told you we should have spellchecked it before placing the order...'

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

'Did you know that a spell checker is useless on math word problems?'

"As you can see, boys and girls, the alphabet comes in caps lock on, and caps lock off."

"No, no, common mistake. I'm your guardian angle."

Dumb.

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'