Spelling Gifts

'I'm pretty sure he's been s-q-u-a-s-h-e-d...'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"I found a misused apostrophe in one of your entrees."

'Everyone was there to shake my hand, when I won the Spelling Bee, but you were there to hold my hand when I was practicing for the Spelling Bee.'

Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.

'They're arguing over whether it should have an apostrophe.'

'Not me. You go tell him it's misspelled.'

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

'Are you sure brook is misspelled'

"One of the failed candidates for the copywriters job wants to know 'wart was rong with his applicashun?'"

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"

Man reading referendum sheet asking what the spelling of the plural of referendum should be

Ed, The Home-Schooled Doctor.

For Sale Buy Owner.

'Texting Bee'

"Who teaches apostrophe usage?"

'Hellooo, I can spell'

"I have a freind who not only uses bad grammir but he can't spel."

"We capitalize 'Internet' out of respect for its power."

Kwality Control

'Sometimes I wish you were smarter so you'd realize how stupid you are.'

'Where's the spellcheck?'

'I think it's a pretty dirty trick to not spell 'phonetic' the way it sounds.'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

'Misspell, M-I-S-P-P-E-L-L, misspell.'

"No, no, common mistake. I'm your guardian angle."

'I told you we should have spellchecked it before placing the order...'

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

Signs read: Beleive/'I' before 'E' except after 'c'.

"As you can see, boys and girls, the alphabet comes in caps lock on, and caps lock off."

'Did you know that a spell checker is useless on math word problems?'

"You have the right to remain silent..."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

"Get lost! You can't play with us!"