Spelling Sentinels Pillows

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I will study my speling words...

"She's been so creative lately."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Here we are."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Kardiff.

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"I lettered in spelling."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Witch's Brew.

"Devi's brew?"

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'That's my boy...'

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."