Sky Sentinels Pillows

"Let me guess... Military, right?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

A private jet takes off

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Entering New York City - Check it out

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

OOPS!

Sinking Oil Tanker

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

Stealth fighter fly over.

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

"Our drone pilots are out of touch with reality. Make them watch some John Wayne movies."

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Passenger Jet vs Drones

'From up here they look like us.'

"Condomania"

"If you can make it here you can make it anywhere."

Meh, I've been on higher.

Airlines With Attitude

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

"On a clear day, you could see forever!"

Around the World By Balloon.

"I see a horse, a puppy … and that one looks like a Rauschenberg installation!"

'Anyone got a hanky?'

Traffic lights in the sky

Electricians swapping the lights on two skyscrapers.

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

Skyline

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

'And over there it looks like a vast swathe of personal data.'

Tha Flood

'When did this one go up?' 'This morning.'