Sky Scribbler Pillows

OOPS!

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Hans Holbein

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Will Self deprecation

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Writer’s Corner

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

Tourist graffiti on the top of a mountain.

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

A pen spewing letters

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

Kate Atkinson