Scribbler Supreme Pillows

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Instructional guide to scribbling

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Writer's Block Party

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

'Hows it coming?'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

OOPS!

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

Writer’s Corner

"If you kids want to grow up to be writers, it's time we give you something to write about."

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Screenwriters, Inc. Send this revised script to Rupert Murdoch! Right! I'll fax the fix to Fox!

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

A pen spewing letters

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"No wonder you're struggling with your novel. You're not wearing your writer's hat."

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

Tourist graffiti on the top of a mountain.