Speedy Scribbler Pillows

'I don't have a printer, but I an write really fast.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Anorak anoraks'.

When Cells Divide

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

'Tax.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Hans Holbein

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Musical Prodigy

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Modern Nursery Rhymes

Writer’s Corner

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."