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Writing.

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Hans Holbein

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Musical Prodigy

Modern Nursery Rhymes

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Writer’s Corner

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

A pen spewing letters

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

"Careful - it's full of lies."

"Please stop signing your monitor's screen. There is a proper way to sign a document someone emails you."

Kate Atkinson

Dear Diary...Royal Diary