Spellbound Snacker Gifts

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'I would kill for a truffle.'

Breakfast surreal.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Student Food Pyramid

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"You complete me."

'..and one for the pot.'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'Because it's there!'

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station