Sophisticated Snacker Gifts

The four major food groups.

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Trail mix?"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Sheltering in place.