Spellbound Snacker Mugs

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Breakfast surreal.

Student Food Pyramid

'I would kill for a truffle.'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"You complete me."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'..and one for the pot.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

'Because it's there!'

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

'Then there was the time I walked into this mars bar - I got covered in chocolate!'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'