Speed Fasting Champion Gifts

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

A smiling cyclist

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Overzealous health inspectors.

Eat 'n' Pay 'n' Get Out Restaurant

Academy.

The Janopause

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

"Sweet! He upgraded with a cup holder!"

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

'Let's ease into this -- I want you to try fasting between meals.'

"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."

race car drivers.

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

Motorbike

'No, the sound isn't turned off, it's a Formula One race.'

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'