Dieting Champ Gifts

'It's so hot you could fry an egg white on the sidewalk.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

Diet Sugar House.

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Root, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

'I want to lose weight, Doctor.' - 'Eat less, then.' - 'I need it to be more complicated than that.' - 'Why?' - 'How can I justify failing if it's that simple, eh?!' - 'Gah. He's breaking me...' -

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

'I've got a problem.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

The cake diet.

'Can you believe this? Now some food faddists want 'nectar-free' honey.'

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

Obesity problems in the UK.