Speed Eater Gifts

Overzealous health inspectors.

'I can eat a full lunch in five minutes and it takes you half an hour. That's why I'm the master teacher.'

Eat 'n' Pay 'n' Get Out Restaurant

"OK, now the chef suggests you eat faster."

Fast food restaurant: fast service and eating.

'It's great grub, but he throws you out if you eat too slowly.'

"My favourite food? Frankly, I don't really know. I eat so quickly I hardly taste anything..."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I need to tinkle."

Ancient Racing

The rocket powered skiier

Under pressure.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

A day at the transgenic races

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Route 666

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'God's speed.'

Tractor Racing

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