Slow Eater Gifts

"No more ice cream cakes."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Local food for local consumption

All-Day Breakfast

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Slow food restaurant

Peas on Earth.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Overzealous health inspectors.

Eat 'n' Pay 'n' Get Out Restaurant

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

Tortoise and the Hare

'Then that's one steak well done and fries, and one anything as long as it's fast.'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"I cook everything with an alternative energy source, so it may take a while."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'You order the jumbo combo?'

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

Go large or go home!

"It's not a Jackson Pollock T-shirt, it's the pizza I had for lunch."