Speedy Eater Gifts

Bsnsm's Lnch

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

"Even the waiters here are organic."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

All-Day Breakfast

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Junk Food

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"They should have quit after deep dish."

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

'You folks order the extra-large?'

Free Range Chickens

Pizza Study Party

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?