Speedy Eater Gifts

Looking for a fun gift for the speedy eater who never slows down? Discover playful and humorous products like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that highlight their fast-paced dining style and lively personality. Perfect for cheering on their zest for life and quick eating habits with a dash of humor and creativity.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

Bsnsm's Lnch

from $19.00

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

from $19.00

"Even the waiters here are organic." mockup

"Even the waiters here are organic."

from $19.00

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!' mockup

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

from $19.00

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade." mockup

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

from $19.00

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life. mockup

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

from $19.00

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods' mockup

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

from $19.00

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

from $19.00

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward." mockup

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

from $19.00

All-Day Breakfast

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"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians" mockup

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

from $19.00

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache." mockup

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

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"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over." mockup

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

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'Hardy I see no chips!'

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"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios." mockup

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

from $19.00

You are what you eat (Nuts).

from $19.00

Seminal moments in Chicken History mockup

Seminal moments in Chicken History

from $19.00

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.' mockup

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

from $19.00

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand. mockup

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

from $19.00

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.' mockup

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

from $19.00

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?" mockup

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

from $19.00

"They should have quit after deep dish."

"They should have quit after deep dish." mockup

"They should have quit after deep dish."

from $19.00

Junk Food

from $19.00

Pizza Study Party

from $19.00

Free Range Chickens

from $19.00

'You folks order the extra-large?' mockup

'You folks order the extra-large?'

from $19.00

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie." mockup

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

from $19.00

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.' mockup

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

from $19.00

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor." mockup

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

from $19.00

'Lobbyist for 'Big Sugar' is here to see you, congressman. . .'

'Lobbyist for 'Big Sugar' is here to see you, congressman. . .' mockup

'Lobbyist for 'Big Sugar' is here to see you, congressman. . .'

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"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?" mockup

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

from $19.00

Speedy Eater Gifts Collection

Speedy Eater Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the speedy eater—perfect for mornings filled with rapid sips and quick coffee breaks.

Speedy Eater Pillows

Find playful pillows that add a humorous touch to their lounging spots, perfect for fans of quick bites and lively lifestyles.

Speedy Eater Prints

Browse prints that creatively honor the speedy eater's energetic dining style—great for decorating kitchens or dining areas with a humorous twist.

Speedy Eater T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that humorously depict the fast-paced nature of your speedy eater friend or family member.