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Bsnsm's Lnch

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

All-Day Breakfast

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Hardy I see no chips!'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Junk Food

Pizza Study Party

Free Range Chickens

'You folks order the extra-large?'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'Lobbyist for 'Big Sugar' is here to see you, congressman. . .'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"