'Because I have a thpeech impediment.'
Speech Language Pathologist Gifts
Looking for a gift for a speech language pathologist? Delight them with humorous and heartfelt products that honor their vital work. From mugs to apparel, find items that speak their language and bring a smile to their face. Whether they’re correcting speech or celebrating milestones, these gifts show appreciation for their dedication and passion. Add a touch of wit and warmth to their day with our thoughtfully designed items tailored for SLPs.
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'
"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."
Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.
Dialogue
'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'
"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."
"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."
With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.
"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."
"A haand gel...!?"
'I have a limited vocabulary because I'm a child, what's your excuse?'
Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...
Irritable Vowel Syndrome: "EEEIIIOOOAAA AUUUEEE!!"
"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"
"Stop squawking. Use your words."
Signing the declaration of independence.
Dyslexic Cattle Ranch
What's the big surprise? All the latest theories of linguistics say we're born with the innate capacity for generating sentences.
Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.
"These meetings were a lot shorter before we invented compound sentences."
Monosyllabic Crisis Center
"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."
Psychiatry. I have an irrational fear of words like "and," "or," "but" and "if"! And, conjunctivitis!
Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.
Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.
'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'
"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."
It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.
"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."
"Yo, how's it swinging?"
Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged
'Just my luck, a talking dog with a stutter.'
"Tip my boy."
Speech Language Pathologist Gifts Collection
Speech Language Pathologist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for speech language pathologists—witty, warm, and designed to brighten their day with every sip.
Speech Language Pathologist Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that honor the work of speech language pathologists—comfort and humor in one charming package.
Speech Language Pathologist Prints
Find inspiring prints that showcase the importance of speech and language work—ideal for decorating their office or home with personality and pride.
Speech Language Pathologist T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts that celebrate speech language professionals. Perfect for expressing their passion with humor and style.