Body Language Specialist Gifts

'Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert.'

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

"You do realise that this position is only for the assistant bootlicker to the CEO?"

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

"Tip my boy."

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

Non-verbal Management Skills.

Communication

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

When mimes make an appointment...

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Luckily for Sarah, her training had included a unit on detecting signs of negative body language.

Body Language - Hiss!

"Something’s wrong. I can tell by the way you’re being nice to me."

"My back says 'low pressure', my joints say 'cold' and my old UFC injury says 'snow'. Back to you, Katie."