Body Language Aficionados Gifts

"Boy, look at his personal space."

Changing Minds

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"Well that answers that question!"

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

Non-verbal Management Skills.

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

Brothers Grimm

When mimes make an appointment...

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Something’s wrong. I can tell by the way you’re being nice to me."

Luckily for Sarah, her training had included a unit on detecting signs of negative body language.

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

Body Language - Hiss!

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."