Body Language Enthusiast Gifts

'In negotiations, he appeared to have ice in his veins, but his tail betrayed him.'

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

Luckily for Karen, her management training had included a session on detecting negative body language.

'Well Sarge, the polygraph results were inconclusive, but judging by his body language, I know he's lying.'

"Hopefully my body language tells you all you need to know."

Luckily for Sarah, her training had included a unit on detecting signs of negative body language.

"You can tell he doesn't feel the least bit threatened."

'All in favor, touch your nose and lift your left eyebrow.'

'I don't like your body language.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Being a Social Worker can get in the way of relationships!"

"She's exceptionally fluent in body as a second language."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Messrs Wink, Nod and Nudge write book on unspoken communication.

A Guide to Body Language

I think I'm really starting to get the hang of this body language thing. You've been very instructive. Thank you.

Your body language says "no," but your cranial punctuation says "hubba-hubba!" ! !

Eye roll reduction

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Inclusive speech

What's normal?

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.