Motivational speaker says: '...moneymaking strategy #1: be a grossly overpaid motivational speaker.'
Speaker Circuit Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for the speaker circuit critic in your life? Whether they're an audio engineer, hobbyist, or professional reviewer, our range of witty and clever products captures their passion for perfect sound. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows to prints, these gifts let critics showcase their love for the intricate world of audio critique. Add some humor to their day and let them feel appreciated for their keen ears and sharp insights with our exclusive collection crafted for true sound aficionados.
"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."
No Elgar!
"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."
"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."
"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."
The Jose Padilla Experience
'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'
"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."
"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."
"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."
Donald Trump Tells a Joke...
'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'
'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'
"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."
'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'
"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"
"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"
'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'
"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."
The Music Critic.
"Not guilty"
"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"
'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'
'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'
Mega-Corp Pictures. This film will tell a story about Frederick the Great censuring one of his favorite musicians. "The Empire Strikes Bach"!
I know "Ignorance of the law is no excuse" applies to defendants your honor, but
'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'
A singer being criticised
Robert Macaire as a Barrister
"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."
Capitalism
Clarence Thomas
"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."
'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'
Speaker Circuit Critic Gifts Collection
Speaker Circuit Critic Mugs
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Speaker Circuit Critic Pillows
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Speaker Circuit Critic Prints
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Speaker Circuit Critic T-Shirts
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