'The only thing he brought back from Earth is their annoying cell phone technology.'
Phone Critic Gifts
Need a tongue-in-cheek gift for someone who loves to critique phones? Our collection offers funny, relatable products that highlight their passion for perfecting every pixel and scrutinizing every screen. Whether it's a quirky mug, a witty t-shirt, or a clever print, find something that celebrates their tech-savvy personality with humor and charm.
'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
Reading my Critics
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."
"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."
"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."
'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'
"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."
'It's cutting edge theatre.'
"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"
Twitter censorship
A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.
Donald Trump Tells a Joke...
'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'
"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."
'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'
"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."
The new Physics
'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'
"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."
'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'
'Bloomsbury Group, members only'
"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"
Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'
It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?
Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'
Constructive Criticism 50c.
Someday
Samuel Beckett
"You'll never believe who's here."
"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"
Phone Critic Gifts Collection
Phone Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the phone critic—funny, clever, and designed to entertain during coffee breaks.
Phone Critic Pillows
Discover pillows with playful phone critique designs—great for cozying up and showcasing their tech-savvy humor.
Phone Critic Prints
Browse our amusing prints that capture the essence of a passionate phone critic with clever visuals and humorous slogans.
Phone Critic T-Shirts
Check out our range of witty T-shirts that celebrate the phone critic’s passion for tech scrutiny with humor and style.