"Hello? I can't talk right now! I'm on a plane! What?! No! Just leave some food in her dish! What?! I can't talk!"
Cell Phone Critique Gifts
Celebrate the witty and tech-savvy with gifts perfect for those who love to critique or joke about cell phone use. Our creatively themed items bring humor and personality, making them ideal for friends, family, or colleagues who can't put their phones down. Whether they enjoy playful comments or cheeky art, you'll find something special that resonates with their love for digital life.
'Man, times have changed.'
Dawing your Cellphone
Oh, the armor is state of the art
I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)
Factory Recall Unicorn.
'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'
'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'
'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'
People crossing the street while texting use white canes.
"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."
"Yes, I see where you left your phone."
'I'm getting mixed signals. First the boss tells me that I never really caught fire around here then he tells me that I suffer from burnout.'
"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."
"Use your phone once more during dinner...And I'll send you close-ups of my patients' wounds."
"After he got his cell phone, I'm only his second-best friend!"
Emojis for psychos.
"The killer was calling from inside the house and didn't even bother to text first."
"Do you mind?! I happen to be on the phone!"
People Don't Talk to Each Other Anymore!
This one's the best plan for you... No charges for roaming outside of your neighborhood and if you do lots of tricks, it includes over 1,000 sit, stay and rollover minutes.
'Please turn off your cell phone. We can't afford to be startled.'
'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'
Award: Most trivial phone app. Ah-choo! Gesundheit!
Customer service involves giving your clients your undivided attention.
Girls (and Boys) on Film
More and more people around the world are asking to be buried WITH their mobile phones, in case of a premature burial...
Stoplight
'He ain't texting, Boss...'
'Please call customer services for assistance with your enquiry.' - 'Gah. Useless website!' - 'Press '1' for sales. Press '2' for customer service.' - '2' - 'Please visit our website at...' - 'Oh, you did not just say that!'
'The only thing he brought back from Earth is their annoying cell phone technology.'
Handy Pre-made Notes for Modern Life
Quantity over quality
Etiquette and the mobile phone - "Oh hi. I'm on a training course."
"I did all my homework last night. I couldn't find my phone."
Cell Phone Critique Gifts Collection
Cell Phone Critique Mugs
Looking for a humorous mug about cell phone critique? Explore our collection designed to bring a smile to tech lovers.
Cell Phone Critique Pillows
Add a fun twist to your decor with pillows that humorously critique or celebrate cell phone use.
Cell Phone Critique Prints
Find stylish prints that make a funny or insightful comment on our digital obsession, ideal for framing.
Cell Phone Critique T-Shirts
Shop our witty T-shirts perfect for anyone who loves joking about cell phone habits and digital culture.