"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."
Cell Phone Critic Gifts
Searching for a gift for the cell phone critic who loves to share their tech opinions? Our collection features humorous and clever items perfect for someone who’s never shy about voicing their thoughts on screens and gadgets. Whether it’s a funny mug for their morning coffee or a cheeky pillow for lounging, find a gift that matches their tech-savvy personality. Celebrate their passion for smartphones with humor and style.
'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'
Handy Pre-made Notes for Modern Life
Cell phones
Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.
Dawing your Cellphone
'Man, times have changed.'
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'
"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."
Twitter censorship
"AI chat bot"
Social media and censorship...
It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?
Modern Life Blues
Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'
Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.
Someday
I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)
'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'
"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."
'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'
"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."
"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."
'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'
The emperor has no phone!
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
Better Living Through Technology
"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"
NHS computer: Kaput.
"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."
The nurse of the future
Screen Time at the Dining Table
'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'
'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'
Cell Phone Critic Gifts Collection
Cell Phone Critic Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find more humorous and witty designs perfect for the cell phone critic in your life.
Cell Phone Critic Pillows
Check out our pillows for more comfortable, humorous ways to decorate a space for someone who loves to critique smartphones.
Cell Phone Critic Prints
View our range of prints for more witty artwork that celebrates their love for tech talk and mobile gadget critique.
Cell Phone Critic T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts to discover more fun and clever designs that let them express their tech opinions boldly.