Cell Phone Critic Mugs

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'

Handy Pre-made Notes for Modern Life

Cell phones

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Dawing your Cellphone

'Man, times have changed.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

"AI chat bot"

Social media and censorship...

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Someday

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

The emperor has no phone!

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Better Living Through Technology

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

NHS computer: Kaput.

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

The nurse of the future

Screen Time at the Dining Table

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'