Phone Reviewer Mugs

Quantity over quality

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"My best friend is my phone."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Thermidor Dali

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'I'm on the way!'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Man-mobile

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."